I want you to look at this counter. Really look at it. This could have been four separate, tidy, well-organized blog posts. Instead I decided you deserved the truth: this is what one single afternoon in my kitchen actually looks like, and I regret nothing.
Let's take inventory, shall we.
Three more bottles of ginger bug soda got born today, which brings me to an overdue confession: I have been running an entire wild fermentation operation out of a jar on my counter for weeks now without giving her a proper name. That ends today. She has fed my family bubbles and asked for nothing but sugar and ginger in return, and that kind of loyalty deserves a title.
The sauerkraut finally got canned after a solid eight weeks of fermenting, quietly doing its thing in the background of my entire life while I forgot about it in the best possible way. Eight weeks is a long time to trust a process, and I'm realizing that might be the whole theme of today's post.
I also attempted chocolate bars. I say attempted because they failed. Spectacularly. They stayed far too soft, more "chocolate sauce with ambitions" than "chocolate bar," and so it's back to the lab for a full recipe rewrite. Muahahaha. Science demands sacrifice, and today the sacrifice was my countertop and a little bit of my pride.
Then there's the rump roast — $3.99 a pound, which is the kind of deal that makes me physically incapable of walking past it. That's tomorrow's project, and I genuinely don't know yet whether it's becoming pot roast in a jar or a simple seasoned canned beef. We'll find out together.
The garlic got sorted into two honest piles: what's going back in the ground this fall, and what's earning its keep in the kitchen this winter. A little ceremony every homesteader knows — deciding who gets to come back next year.
And underneath all of it, the actual job never stops: Grumpy still needed a good hot meal when he walked in the door, same as always. And the dogs got an exceptionally good lunch today too — chicken and rice, fully unprompted, for no reason beyond the fact that I was feeling it. Sometimes love is a timed canning project. Sometimes it's just chicken and rice because your dog looked at you a certain way.
This is the real shape of homesteading, most days. Not one tidy project with a bow on it — just a counter covered in six things at once, all of them a little bit urgent, none of them finished, and somehow, by dinner, most of them are.
Now — go help me name this ginger bug. Email me your best ideas at [email protected]. I'm desperate.
— Granny
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